Okay.
I had a post about non-hotel related things and my computer ate it so I will take that as a sign I should stick to the funny and stupid shit that goes on in my hotel bubble. Like this Stupid Fucking Woman (SFW from now on) who seems to think we are best friends fo lyfe even though that one weekend where I wanted to stab everyone and everything because of all the bullshit she verbally abused and belittled me, is back.
She's like the worst case of acne a teenager can get. She is offstandish, complains about everything I do and then turns around and says “Hey Girl!” like a large black woman might, except she resembles a crack addicted hooker. Which, she is. Or her dog is. I'm unsure of which is the whore and which is the crackwhore.
Last night, I got drunk from her fumes. I swear to baby Jesus, I was tipsy and I held my breath for 90 percent of that conversation. Absurd, how involved a person wants to be in your life when all you do is hand them hotel room keys and turn a blind eye to her ultimate bitchy remarks. Winners like “I can't believe they let a girl work alone here” and “Don't worry, no one will blame a little girl like you for this mess” are things that are routinely heard from this woman when she's sober.
I may actually like her better drunk. Is that wrong?
I had a post about non-hotel related things and my computer ate it so I will take that as a sign I should stick to the funny and stupid shit that goes on in my hotel bubble. Like this Stupid Fucking Woman (SFW from now on) who seems to think we are best friends fo lyfe even though that one weekend where I wanted to stab everyone and everything because of all the bullshit she verbally abused and belittled me, is back.
She's like the worst case of acne a teenager can get. She is offstandish, complains about everything I do and then turns around and says “Hey Girl!” like a large black woman might, except she resembles a crack addicted hooker. Which, she is. Or her dog is. I'm unsure of which is the whore and which is the crackwhore.
Last night, I got drunk from her fumes. I swear to baby Jesus, I was tipsy and I held my breath for 90 percent of that conversation. Absurd, how involved a person wants to be in your life when all you do is hand them hotel room keys and turn a blind eye to her ultimate bitchy remarks. Winners like “I can't believe they let a girl work alone here” and “Don't worry, no one will blame a little girl like you for this mess” are things that are routinely heard from this woman when she's sober.
I may actually like her better drunk. Is that wrong?
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"I may actually like her better drunk"... with the ridiculous things she says, I can only assume you meant when *you're* drunk. In which case- totally understandable. I'd have to be shitfaced to deal with that sort of lewed behaviour.
"I can't believe anyone pays an ugly ass skank like you for BJs"
"I can't believe you still have most of your teeth!"
"I can't believe your period doesn't all come out in one big gush since your hole is so stretched out and stuff"
"I can't believe you don't have a high school diploma. Oh wait. Yes I can"
"I can't believe you smell like your body washed ashore after 3 weeks of decomposing in the ocean"
"I can't believe the year your driver's license says you were born. Are you sure you aren't 10 years old? Hmmm... I guess that's just what happens when you are all used up"
I think I'd like most people I interact with at work better if I were drunk...
Britt: Funny you mention it, I got the other night audit for Secret Santa at work, and I'm building him a Night Audit Survival Kit (NASK, for short) and it is containing two mini bottles of whiskey and a shot glass. I have every confidence he'll use them wisely.
Jaclyn: As always, I love you. Although this particular hook doesn't have most of her teeth, the rest were pretty spot on.
Gia: I feel like that is a statement that is true throughout any profession. Especially in retail, especially during the holiday season.
I may actually like her better drunk. Is that wrong?
I think I would probably prefer her dead....is that wrong?
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