Thursday, 29 September 2011

I Can Add Pimp To My List Of Accomplishments Now

Dear Drunk Toddlers,
You all fail for not being awake at 1130.
Why, you ask?
There are hot girls here wanting to mingle.
See what you miss when you don’t come visit me?

An Hour Later….

Dear Drunk Toddlers,
See how much I love you?
Maybe now you’ll be more entertaining.
Call me babe one more time, though, and I *will* kick you.

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