Welcome To The Jungle

If you're just tuning in, welcome!
If you followed me from Tumblr, you get a cookie and sticker.
Regardless,
Welcome.

I chose to bail out of Tumblr because of the inability for my peeps to comment.
I want to hear what you have to say, what you find funny and whether or not you want to stalk me and get me fired for some of the shit I do.

Working nights at a hotel gives one a lot of tolerance for getting away with shit, I've realised.
I love my job, and feel like I need to share the funny with you fine fellows.
So, without further ado.