tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post5078695963408847342..comments2012-10-05T10:45:56.189-04:00Comments on Front Desk Ninja: Health&Safety: How A Ninja Handles Her Shit, Safely. Sort Of.Front Desk Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-1937032275869523992011-10-25T01:13:29.131-04:002011-10-25T01:13:29.131-04:00Oh, I not only work in the ghetto, I live in the g...Oh, I not only work in the ghetto, I live in the ghetto. <br /><br />I've moved to the outskirts of the ghetto now, but, still the ghetto part of my city.Front Desk Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-15858222428831438852011-10-24T10:42:41.682-04:002011-10-24T10:42:41.682-04:00"Martha Stewart when she's cooking with t..."Martha Stewart when she's cooking with the good booze". Wow. I feel super bad ass now. If I went to jail, I'd totally smuggle herbs in my vagina too.<br /><br />And I wasn't expecting you to give me your street address or anything... I was kind of wondering if you were in the hood or just hood adjacent or what. Because it definitely sounds like the hood.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-62138122485123587092011-10-23T22:14:58.943-04:002011-10-23T22:14:58.943-04:00Oh my lawd, I love you people.
a) I'm serious...Oh my lawd, I love you people.<br /><br />a) I'm seriously considering coming to work as Death now. I might even be able to swing it (no pun intended) <br /><br />b) I promise when shit is scary serious, I don't act like a jackass and I do infact hit that panic button, or I pull the panic alarm thingy. But most of the time, people are drunk and just need soothing curse words and cleavage to get them to politely shut the fuck up and go back to bed. <br /><br />c) I will start calling the po-po more often, when they start coming faster. I mean, I know us hotel folk gotta work for their attention, but, Stupid Slow Response Times. And then they come in all hoity toity and "we gonna run this now, little girl" and it's more irritating than helpful, especially since had they arrived within 20 minutes of my call, they could have actually got the guy who beat the girl senselessly. <br /><br />just sayin'. <br /><br />And my hotel has to remain a secret. At least my location does. Clearllllyyyy. <br />;)Front Desk Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-72601271893663066132011-10-22T09:01:50.059-04:002011-10-22T09:01:50.059-04:00*sigh* She's all mommified and shit, but she&#...*sigh* She's all mommified and shit, but she's....probably right. Jaclyn really is the kind of woman we should all aspire to be because she's smart and brave, yet wildly inappropriate and just the right amount of reckless. Not like Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse kind of reckless though. More like Martha Stewart when she's cooking with the good booze.<br /><br />Then again, I REALLY want to see the follow up blog in the aftermath of the fight you break up <i>with a scythe.</i><br /><br />Live fast, die young, leave a dessicated corpse.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-23058535584851715272011-10-21T15:54:53.116-04:002011-10-21T15:54:53.116-04:00At my retail job, I never really had THAT kind of ...At my retail job, I never really had THAT kind of craziness, but I did have someone loudly call one of my cashiers a douchebag. And then she told me to go fuck myself- also very loudly. Like, hey lady, I know you think you are making some sort of point here (the point being that we could go fuck ourselves?) but really you are just calling attention to the fact that you are 30 years old and SUPER pissed that I won't let you use your daddy's credit card. So really, I'm not the one who looks like an asshole. <br /><br />People are fucking CRAZY. You have to stop treating it like you would a fight between your friends, because honestly I agree with your boss. It's good that you don't take people's shit but one day you are going to come across someone who really doesn't like it who WILL stab you.<br /><br />Also? WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS HOTEL?Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-554639764641262232011-10-21T10:19:59.338-04:002011-10-21T10:19:59.338-04:00Last year, I was still languishing at the front de...Last year, I was still languishing at the front desk as "resident liaison" in a student apartment building. Halloween in our town is a really big deal, but I just don't care. I ended up wearing a pair of jeans, dark makeup, and a t-shirt that says "This is my Halloween costume. I'm a sociopath." And pretty much dared anyone to make me prove it. <br /><br />In your case, I recommend wearing a long, black hooded robe with shit kicking boots and a scythe. Don't talk to anyone. Just give them the look of death. If anyone gets rowdy, give them the business end of the scythe.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.com