tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post1679558867844646083..comments2012-10-05T10:45:56.189-04:00Comments on Front Desk Ninja: Come At Me With An Apology And I Think You're About To Stab MeFront Desk Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-6925986726062344962011-12-28T04:19:58.627-05:002011-12-28T04:19:58.627-05:00So far the only thing I haven't had thrown at ...So far the only thing I haven't had thrown at me while working at a hotel include: a grenade, a clown's nose (but I got the wig), a pony, salt and pepper shakers and false teeth. Everything else, has been catapulted at me at one point or another.<br /><br />When the woman handed me her kid and walked out (no lie. Walked.The.Fuck.Out.) I pretty much continued on about my audit, just with a baby on my hip. When I was done my paperwork, had everything filed, and had filled out the police report papers, I gave them boys a call and had them come assess the situation.<br /><br />Kid was pretty decent, too. Did not shit her diaper once. I of course fed it chocolate and chips, with soda to go down. Gotta keep them wired at 2am. <br /><br />I'm kidding. No pop was available.<br /><br />My holiday was so full of crazy I'm still writing about it. Just you wait. ;)Front Desk Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-985378479844764321.post-73512502674492453502011-12-27T09:30:17.057-05:002011-12-27T09:30:17.057-05:00Is there some sort of hotel rule I'm not aware...Is there some sort of hotel rule I'm not aware of? Like if I throw my baby at you and get out the door before you react, then you have to babysit till I get back? Because that is a rule I need to know about.<br /><br />How was your holiday? Full of crazy?Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.com